hello stranger: Jan 25, 2011

next of kin

my baby's father was an italian pilot and a gang of bank robbers took him hostage. The cops gave chase. They got away... but he caused a crash. When he came to, he'd lost his memory. An ex-con picked him up, mistook him for a fugitive, and shipped him to Istanbul. There he met some Afghan raiders who too him to steal some Russian warheads. But their truck hit a mine in Tajikistan. He survived, took to the hills, and became a Muajaheddin. after 3 days he fell down a flight of stairs and cracked his head open and died.
TRUE STORY.

Leia Mais

women and their dogs

For a woman, her dog is almost always a symbol of a man. Even if a dog is of female sex. Looking at a dog’s breed, you can always tell which male advantages its owner values most of all. A large sheep dog means that its owner needs a defender and reliable support. A woman, who bought a Pug / French bulldog, values devotion, trustworthiness, constancy and sense of humor in her partner. A lady with Doberman has strong will-power and challenges men: “Who of you can protect me better, than he does?” A lady with a biting, cowardly and malicious, like a demon, creature in her hands makes great demands of men, searching for unreal advantages in them, and thus, she’s seldom happy in marriage.

Today is I-Dog Day! reblogged from psychology and animals
-sorry for the typos, blogger posted it instead of saving it to drafts first.

Leia Mais

CLASSified Abs section

i want a boyfriend just like that, yung magaling magdamit (hihihihihi) hot effect without "effort"!! rugged pero nice smelling, like soap. i want him to smell like soap. :) (hihihihihihi) and sport the sexy haircut i can run my fingers thru. i want us to look good side by side. gusto ko fasyon din! chos! :) a girl can dream can't she?

Leia Mais