Who Loves Who More Contest

: I love you. : I love you more. : I love you more than he loved you. : I love you more than I loved him.  : I love you more than Popeye loves spinach.  : I love you more than a fat guy loves cake. : I love you more than Snooki loves tanning beds. : I love you more than plants love the sun. : I love you more than a mother...marry me? : I love you more than I love cheese. : I love you more than I love quiche. : I love you more than You love yourself. : I love you more than you love your best friend. : No! I love you more than you love me and thats final.