Wednesday, January 12, 2011

hello waterborne disease

most of the time amusing. today, lethal.
si manang; i like her, she's nice and all, but she refilled the dispenser with tap instead of mineral water. tap meaning-- contaminated water. water that gives you forever diarrhea. not amusing not at all.


All symptoms checked. nausea check, abdominal discomfort check, chills check.
on top of having the toilet bowl as my best friend, i also was vomiting what looked like muddy water, and tasted like rust. yum, no?

gusto ko na sya batuhin ng tabo sa sobrang sakit ng tsan ko. i was trying to sleep it off but i couldn't, i thought i was about to go into labor, my queue to call my brother and ask him to rush home with his doctor friend.

if i had not known better i would've released the kraken on manang.

i would like to say i am reformed, bettered my ways, i did not throw a temper, i did not blame her, i did confront her about it though with graces. sailor mouth no more. minding every single word making it super clear to her that we never drink from the faucet. ever.

anger managed!
though i think i did give her the crazy eyes for a moment. now excuse me, nature calls.

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