JUST GONNA STAND THERE AND WATCH ME BURN?!

THREE VERY DIFFERENT MUSIC VIDEOS BY FOUR ARTISTS CAME OUT LAST WEEK
AND THEY ARE ALL INTERESTING IN THEIR OWN ... WAYS.
(1)FIRST OF ALL KESHA UNLEASHED HER VIDEO FOR TAKE IT OFF, AND YOU GUYS KNOW WHAT I'VE SAID ABOUT KESHA IN THE PAST, AND, WELL I'D JUST LIKE TO RETRACT IT ALL COS BITCH IS GROWIN ON ME LIKE... AIDS.
I CAN'T EVEN DESCRIBE WHAT I'M GOIN THRU BUT KESHA HAS JUST, SHE'S TAKIN OVER MY LIFE. OKAY?

I SAW THE VIDEO FOR TAKE IT OFF, AND SHE STRAIGHTENED HER HAIR, SHE TOOK A SHOWER, SHE, GLITTER WAS POPPIN OUT, AND DUST AND SHIT EVERYWHERE! IT'S SO FUCKIN MAGICAL, OH MY GOD!
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? I WAS LIKE-- KESHA? COME TO ME, I WANT YOU, YOU LOOK AMAZING AND FLAWLESS AND SEXY, AND I'VE NEVER FELT THIS FEELING FOR HER BEFORE COS I ALWAYS THOUGHT SHE LOOKED LIKE A DIRTY SEWER RAT.

I WANTED TO GO TO A PARTY AT SOME HOTEL IN THE MIDDLE OF FUCKIN NOWHERE AND GET IN A FUCKIN EMPTY ASS POOL AND GO BERSERK!!!
THAT'S HOW GOOD THE VIDEO WAS! IT MADE ME WANNA DO SOME STUPID ASS SHIT, AND I'M FUCKIN INLOVE WITH IT, AND I LOVE KESHA NOW, I DO, I JUST FUCKIN LOVE HER, AND ANIMAL (ALBUM) IS AMAZING, AND I JUST LOOKED INTO THE WHOLE FUCKIN ALBUM AND ITS JUST ABSOLUTELY AMAZING. SO THAT VIDEO IS SPECTACULAR! AND I DONT CARE WHAT ANYONE SAYS SHE LOOKS FUCKABLE!

(2)KANYE WEST CAME OUT WITH THE VIDEO FOR POWER, AND I DIDN T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK WAS GOING ON, I KINDA HEARD THE SONG BEFORE AND SO I WAS LIKE-- OKAY, YOU KNOW, THIS SHOOULD BE INTERESTING, WHATEVER, SO THE VIDEO COMES ON AND ALL OF A SUDDEN IT WAS JUST LIKE KANYE STANDING THERE LOOKING ALL SCARY AND JUST STANDING, STARING AT THE CAMERA LIKE THE FUCKIN EXORCIST, AND THEN THE CAMERA STARTS PANNING BACKWARDS AND HE'S JUST STARING AT THE FUCKIN CAMERA AND THEN YOU SEE ALL THIS DAMN EGYPTIAN-LOOKING GODESSES AND FUCKIN ZEUS' AND SHIT FUCKIN AROUND AND FUCKIN COLUMNS AND PYRAMIDS, I'M STANDING AND FEELING --WHAT THE HELL IS ALL THIS?! AND THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN THIS OTHER SHIT JUST POPS UP OUT OF NOWHERE AND I'M LIKE-- KANYE WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?! THEN-- THE DAMN VIDEO IS OVER!! IT DIDNT EVEN GO NOWHERE!
IT WAS LIKE A KALEIDOSCOPE!! LIKE WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT, A MINUTE AND FORTY SECONDS OF SHIT, HE WAS JUST STANDING THERE LOOKING AT THE CAMERA I DONT EVEN THINK HE BOTHERED TO LIP SYNC THE SONG! IT WAS LIKE; KANYE (STARES AT THE CAMERA)


(3)EMINEM AND RIHANNA RELEASED THE VIDEO FOR LOVE THE WAY YOU LIE, RIHANNA AND EMINEM WERE IRELEVANT, ALL EYES ARE ON MEGAN FOX, AND LET ME TELL YOU, THIS VIDEO IS THE BEST ACTING SHE'S EVER DONE IN HER LIFE
! IT WAS PASSIONATE AND IT WAS ANGRY AND I FELT HER EMOTIONS GOING THRU THE CAMERA IT WAS ABSOLUTELY BRILLIANT!

LET'S MOVE ON TO RIHANNA!!!


I DON'T KNOW WHO THE HELL TOLD HER THAT SHE COULD ROCK RED HAIR! I THOUGHT IT FRANKLY LOOKED LIKE THE BIGGEST BTCH IN AMERICA SAT ON HER FUCKIN HEAD DURING THE TIME OF THE MONTH AND JUST LET GO... NO TAMPON, NO NOTHING, SHE NEEDS TO GET OUT OF THE WAY! EMINEM IS FROLICKIN ABOUT IN A CORNFIELD I DON'T GET THE PURPOSE OF THAT, UH I KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON IN THE HOUSE I UNDERSTOOD THE MEGAN FOX STORY BUT HIM SPEAKIN HIS VERSES, EVEN RIHANNA WAS INFRONT OF THE HOUSE, EMINEM WAS JUST OUT IN THE CORNFIELD LIKE JEEPERS CREEPERS 2, LIKE HE'S ABOUT TO GET SLASHED UP AND RUN AWAY FROM SOME MASKED MURDERER.

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